Jul 112012
 
Play Party Eye Candy

Against all odds, and perhaps also against all better judgment, I went to a play party this weekend. I wasn’t in great shape after the traveling, but I made it. The host lives in a collegiate part of town where noise ordinances are unlikely to be enforced, and neighbors are more likely to peep than report if there are nekkid people in an inflatable “hot tub” in the back yard. So I wander in the back yard, and there are five topless women and three appreciative men in the inflatable “hot tub” (water heated by the scorching outdooor temps and refilled by garden hose), and I was easily coerced to join. The woman next to me, who I’ve groped and smacked and licked several times [read more...]

Jul 082012
 
Hotel Layover

A weather situation in Chicago caused me to miss the last flight of the day home, so although my dear husband offered to make the drive to pick me up, we agreed it would be easier on everyone if I just did the “distressed traveler rate” at the hotel for the evening. The Hyatt Regency O’Hare felt posh to me, although I couldn’t tell if the decor was retro-chic or actually 1970s, because I suck at decorating, but I immediately thought, “I have to do a robot shoot here some day.” The combination of ultra-modern silver and chrome with wood-like wall paneling and dark patterned carpet made me want to squeeze into a silver bodysuit with big marked squares on my tummy and stand in [read more...]

Jul 052012
 
Facebook: Major Privacy Violation

I am discontinuing my Facebook profile, because when I was helping my aunt set up Facebook, she imported her address book, which contained ONLY my legal-name email address, and Galiana Chance was one of her suggested friends! Let me be clear what happened: Facebook somehow connected my personal, non-Galiana email address, which my aunt had, to a Facebook account which never contained that email address. I triple-checked the csv file we used to import her contacts into Facebook, and NOTHING galiana was in it. Nothing. I have no clue whatsoever how Facebook knew that the two of us are connected, but it freaked me the fuck out. So Galiana’s FB profile has been discontinued. Permanently. I was only using it to announce blog posts to [read more...]

Jun 262012
 

I was so deeply moved by my time with teddybearslave today. This blog post is likely to be poorly structured at best, and completely incomprehensible at worst, but I need to get my tumble of thoughts out of my brain into some place where I can see them again and remember what I feel like right this moment. I’m so cautious interpersonally, in some ways. It’s a crazy statement from someone whose husband’s girlfriend lives with us, who has an in-person lover locally and another long-distance. I can see that. And yet, on Friday night, when I tagged in to substitute in a play scene with my husband and another local couple, I stopped myself from kissing her, taking off my clothing, licking her, blowing [read more...]

Jun 232012
 
Summer Solstice Kaboom

I wrote to my lover yesterday, “So apparently I’m having a little explosion of energy at the moment. Happy Summer Solstice… Here’s a potential new lover and a potential new submissive. Kaboom.” The rest of this blog post is the Galiana-length version of that unusually-well-summarized paragraph. Although I’m not primarily pagan, I do enjoy recognizing seasonal celebrations, and taking the opportunity to examine my life and its cyclical patterns. Summer Solstice is a time to remember the tending and waiting and watering of prior seasons, and to celebrate new growth. I think it’s obvious from my recent upward trend of blogging volume that I’m feeling a bit better than I was March-May. I worked hard to heal my back from its injury, which is finally [read more...]

Jun 222012
 
Smooch Slut

I love kissing. I love it a lot. It’s so intimate, so easy to slide into a place of wanting this moment to last forever. The taste, the scents, the touch. Feeling someone respond to the slightest of movements, matching pressure, exploring. And when it’s someone new, it’s a huge rush to initiate sexual contact for the first time. I’m pretty sure I can tell whether or not I’d enjoy having sex with someone based on three minutes or less of kissing. And I’m irrationally happy for a couple of days after I kiss someone new. I’m a bit of a smooch slut. The day I left for college, I’d kissed 36 people (and by kissing I mean making out long enough to have a [read more...]

Jun 202012
 
Impregnanting Galiana

From an animal, biological perspective, it makes sense that people fantasize about getting a woman pregnant. The sex drive was created for creation, after all. Planting your seed deep inside to start a new life with your imprint… it’s a primal urge. In case you’re wondering, no, I don’t have kids. As far as I know, I’ve never been pregnant. I have, however, used dozens of pregnancy tests when circumstances were theoretically right to make the plus sign, but I always got a minus. In reality, since I got vertigo, I’m grateful it never happened. Kids are wiggly buggers. But in fantasy, none of the potential disadvantages of a pregnancy surface: no child support, no lifetime of contact with a crazy baby mama, and no [read more...]

Jun 182012
 
ExtraLunchMoney texting

I finally have a way to offer texting-for-pay now! I’m so excited! Short Version: Go here, sign up, text me! http://www.extralunchmoney.com/user/Galiana/#phone/?ref_user=Galiana Longer Version: I got a very sweet note from Eric, the tech guy at ExtraLunchMoney.com (hereafter possibly referred to as ELM), complimenting me on the quality of my blog, and inviting me to sign up to offer texts if I want a new way to earn money between calls. I was suspicious, because all the text-for-pay setups I’ve seen have seemed like either they put the buyer or the provider in a horrible position to encourage abusing the other. But not this one – the way I understand it, it’s super clever! The buyer pays 3 credits (about 3 dollars, depending on how many [read more...]

Jun 172012
 

I have been deeply enjoying time with callers who have made appointments with me. I’m sure I’ll log back in for The Whole World again some day, but in the meantime, a few of my recent favorite fantasies: I’m in the Witness Protection Program and he’s my favorite bodyguard, one of the only people I can be honest with. When I get to go out of the house, I have to wear a high-tech realistic mask that alters my features so I’m unrecognizable, but I can’t let anyone touch me in it or they’d realize I’m in a mask. This is a terrible fate for someone who is used to getting a lot of attention from men, so I tend to go out, flirt with [read more...]

Jun 142012
 

Back in December 2011, I took one too many anti-vertigo medicines after getting dizzy after shooting a custom video, so I decided it would be a fantastic time to wax philosophical on camera. Most of what I shot that evening was unsuitable for viewing by anyone other than my Recycle Bin, but this one was pretty funny. I was getting frustrated at how disproportional I looked when I was in any position other than sitting, leaning forward, with my elbows resting on my knees. So I talked about other positions and showed just exactly how unflattering some other angles are. But there are a couple of nice moments where I hit good angles and I look deliciously curvy instead of freakishly out of proportion. Also, [read more...]