Aug 062011
 
Video: Galiana-bot Remote Control

Another custom video of the Galiana fembot – this time, someone is learning to use the remote control on her! This comes from the category of “Stuff I did a while ago, but haven’t yet published/announced, which is causing paralysis when I think about doing more pictures or videos or recordings.” Thankfully, the stack is getting shorter (3 recordings and 2 videos to go… aren’t you curious?). Here’s the description and the gif (I’m still inordinately proud of my ability to finally do animated gifs): Galiana is dressed in work attire and explaining how new she is to the whole “robot fetish” thing when the unseen person behind the camera picks up a remote control… turns out, she’s a robot, and the remote control works! [read more...]

Aug 052011
 
Two Roads Diverged in a Wood

I am diverging my web presence between those which are NiteFlirt-compliant and those which are not as of… now. The blog I’ve been linking to, GalianaChance.com, and my new Twitter account (@GalianaNF) will remain compliant with NiteFlirt rules, which means that I can link to it from my listings, and it will not link to any NiteFlirt competitors. But everything else will not be NF-compliant, and may contain links to other places. So my new blog location, GalianaChance.net, which I am essentially launching right now (/partyhorn /streamers), and my original blog location, GalianaChance.blogspot.com, will have more a complete “contacts and links” page than the compliant blog. I spent the better part of two days scrubbing GC.com completely free of all links to my twitter, blogspot, [read more...]

Jul 302011
 
Stuff to Buy Reorg

I have reorganized my Stuff to Buy page (Stuff to Buy) so now the main page has info about custom pricing, but then splits into three pages to list things for sale: MP3s, Photo Sets, and Videos. Even though I only have 2 MP3s available at the moment, it still had to be the first page because I needed them to be alphabetical, even though videos sell better for me than photos MP3s. I am slightly annoyed by my own impracticality on that issue… I’m sure you’ve noticed the flurry of pay-to-view announcements lately on my blog. The truth is, I had a few things holding me back from producing more content: My “Stuff to Buy” page was a mess and it made me cringe [read more...]

Jul 282011
 
Video: Submissive Slut

I’m pleased to announce my bounciest, ditziest, cutest, perkiest video yet: Submissive Slut Awaiting Master’s Visit. It’s a custom video, and the instructions were: * dress as cute as you can get: pigtails, your glasses, and girly lingerie (check) * act out the scenario of: you’re my submissive slut, and you’re telling me how much you’re looking forward to my visit this coming weekend (check) * look sweet and innocent, but talk filthy (check) * if you can gag on a toy or play with your pussy, all the better (oh hell yeah check) I was kind of hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline when I shot this. I’d been thinking about sexy things all day and changing into a series of sexy outfits, so [read more...]

Jul 272011
 
Video: Paralegal Humiliation and Blackmail

You’ve been a bad boy, haven’t you? First, you took credit for my work on the case, then you lied to me about your marital status, and last, but certainly not least, you are working with a seriously under-equipped little partner there in your pants, aren’t you? Tell you what, you just sit back and enjoy this video conference call where I do a strip tease for you on company time, and I’ll make sure and save it with no audio so HR and the senior partners can get a good long look at it, if you don’t give me what I’m demanding… I was in quite a mood when I shot this video, thinking of a caller who is a lawyer (and I used [read more...]

Jul 272011
 
Secrets and Exposure

Here’s the deal, blog readers, I tell you a lot. I mean, a ton. I tell you so much that some would argue I probably turn some of you off because I spill my guts all the time. We’ve grown to trust each other, right? I mean, you get me. You understand my compulsively narcissistic need to have callers whisper in my ear references to my blog posts, don’t you? Because that is seriously, blindingly, searingly hot when that happens. The other day… oh, no, wait, stay on topic. So, um, I… I have a confession to make. I have to keep a secret from you. It’s not that I don’t trust you, because I totally do. But there are these annoying things called traffic [read more...]

Jul 132011
 
Video(s): Pleasurebot Testing

A gentleman who has seen the Galiana Demo videos (first and second) requested a custom video of the testing done on a Galiana model pleasurebot android before she is shipped to her new owner. Please note: this version of the Galiana model was ordered especially full-figured, and appears even curvier than earlier demonstration models. We here at Advanced Smart Fun Robotics (ASFR) take our testing very seriously: we test extensively and thoroughly indeed, which resulted in 25:48 of video. Yep, that’s over 25 minutes of fembot testing! During most of the testing, the unit was naked, which is why we cannot show as many pictures as we normally would to showcase our videos. The one picture shown is from the “Strip Tease” section of testing, [read more...]

Jul 132011
 
Perfectionism, Insecurity, and Nakedness

This is why I don’t do more videos and pictures: perfectionism and insecurity. Well, and the effort. Logistics first: to get paid for spending an hour on the phone, I need to: (a) feel sexy (b) make sure my dogs are well enough taken care of that if I have to suddenly leave them alone for an hour, they won’t starve or dehydrate or chew anything valuable (c) make sure at least one phone has been charged (d) log in (e) wait for an hour’s worth of calls. To get paid for making a video or a picture set or being on cam, I need to: (a) feel sexy (b) shower, do my hair, put on makeup, put on a sexy outfit (c) make sure [read more...]

Jul 052011
 
Video: Galiana-bot Monitoring Fembots and Changing Clothes

I shot this custom video back in April, and it has been available on my “Stuff to Buy” page for a while, but I never announced it, silly me. Watch the trailer!  Custom Monitor-Change Trailer This video was made from a custom script. In the first half, I am monitoring other fembots and reporting on their progress (so the first 9-ish minutes are close up of my face talking in emotionless mode). In the second half, I receive new orders to prep for a multi-fembot orgy, so I peel off my jacket and blouse and skirt, revealing a lacy black bra and panties and garter belt and stockings, and then I put on a silver newsboy hat and some silver gloves, and practice my greetings [read more...]

Apr 172011
 

The Advanced Smart Fun Robotics demonstration conference call for the Galiana model android has been rescheduled, because the first one ended so… unexpectedly. This time, We’ve added moderators at our remote locations to guard against override codes. What could possibly go wrong? running time: 16:39 resolution: large (1440 x 1080) and small (320×240) are both included format: WMV (contact me directly if you require a different format) cost $20 (but if you purchased the first demo via NiteFlirt, check your NiteFlirt email for a special offer!) And this time… I made a trailer! 2011-04-16-ASFRDemo02-trailer As a side note, I’m pretty sure this series will continue, and I’ve decided that the tagline “What could possibly go wrong?” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever written. [read more...]