I happened to be at an open mic for stand-up, so I decided to try my hand. I’ve suspected I wouldn’t be horrible at it, and sure enough, it wasn’t horrible (except for about 45 seconds near the beginning, which I edited out). Enjoy And if anybody feels like transcribing it so I can have the whole text of it at the end of this blog post, please feel free to do so and send it to me.
My mom in Houston got 60 days’ notice that her apartment building was being torn down. My sister helped her through a whirlwind decision-making cycle, resulting in a move just one week later on Nov 8. I felt helpless to assist from Illinois, until I checked air fares, which weren’t too bad, so I flew down Nov 6 for a crazy week. Even though Mom doesn’t have a ton of stuff in her clutter-free, well-organized one bedroom apartment, and she is blessed with enough savings and early-move cash incentives to afford to pay for packers, movers, and unpackers (holy cow, that was nice), still, moving is a pain, and I was very glad to be able to help. I owe her karmically for my two [read more...]
Against all odds, and perhaps also against all better judgment, I went to a play party this weekend. I wasn’t in great shape after the traveling, but I made it. The host lives in a collegiate part of town where noise ordinances are unlikely to be enforced, and neighbors are more likely to peep than report if there are nekkid people in an inflatable “hot tub” in the back yard. So I wander in the back yard, and there are five topless women and three appreciative men in the inflatable “hot tub” (water heated by the scorching outdooor temps and refilled by garden hose), and I was easily coerced to join. The woman next to me, who I’ve groped and smacked and licked several times [read more...]
Back in December 2011, I took one too many anti-vertigo medicines after getting dizzy after shooting a custom video, so I decided it would be a fantastic time to wax philosophical on camera. Most of what I shot that evening was unsuitable for viewing by anyone other than my Recycle Bin, but this one was pretty funny. I was getting frustrated at how disproportional I looked when I was in any position other than sitting, leaning forward, with my elbows resting on my knees. So I talked about other positions and showed just exactly how unflattering some other angles are. But there are a couple of nice moments where I hit good angles and I look deliciously curvy instead of freakishly out of proportion. Also, [read more...]
You guys are totally not keeping me busy enough with appointments, as evidenced by: I just re-wrote my Where To Start page. I think it’s easier to navigate, and it now includes posts from the second year of my blog as well as the first. What a clever idea! I should have thought of it… you know… all along the way. Oh, well. At least it’s updated now. Okay, okay, okay, I admit it. Maybe it’s not entirely your fault, because maybe I rewrote it as part of putting together a book proposal to pitch selections from my blog (plus imaginary new material I haven’t written yet) to literary agents. But it would be totally irrational to be working on that now, since the biggest [read more...]
With only two days to prep, we decided to have a New Year’s Eve party for all our new kinkster community friends who were “holiday orphans” this year (my mom’s term for friends we invited to our holidays when I was growing up – it’s a fabulous tradition that I’m glad to carry on). The party didn’t really end until Monday evening around 9pm when my lover went back home to sleep in his own bed after 2 nights with me, and I crawled, exhausted and deliriously happy, into the guest room so my husband could keep fucking his new girlfriend. Wh-wh-wh-WHAT? To back up a bit: at noon on Saturday, my husband had never met my local lover, and although my husband had been [read more...]
The hub had a company holiday party last night, and I decided to wear a long-sleeved dress I haven’t worn since last time I was living in Illinois (1999), a timeless crushed blue velvet piece that I remembered as being roomy. Because I didn’t need to buy a dress, I got wintery-looking silver and blue jewelry to match. I told the husband I was wearing a non-slutty dress for the party, since it was the first time I was going to meet his coworkers. Have to keep up the respectable camouflage, after all. Good wifey. But for you, dear blog readers, I snapped this picture of what I wore under my dress: a comfortable and classy-looking matching panties and bra. The picture was taken after [read more...]
I had a fun afternoon yesterday with a cross-dressing, dildo-sucking slut of a caller. Just before I got online with him, I was talking to a new potential local lover, and I said, “I have to go now. I get to see a pretty sissy boy dressed up and sucking a giant dildo!” and his response was, “Wow. I think I’d like to watch that!” I didn’t think much of it, because duh, of course he would – it’s super fun! But near the end of the call, I mentioned the exchange to my caller (who… seriously… can shove a thick long cock down his throat, even it’s anchored to his desk and he’s wearing a collar — it’s a choke-inducing combination at that angle [read more...]
We still don’t have our stuff, but our movers have at least called us now. We are no longer playing the game of “maybe they stole all our things.” Now we are playing the game of “they claim we owe them a lot more money than they initially estimated before they will deliver our things.” I hate playing chicken. Thankfully, my husband and I play a pretty damn good game of Good Cop/Bad Cop. Usually we just play it alone with each other, but in this case, it comes in handy externally as well. Heh. That made me grin. We’ve researched the law and helpful tactics, but if you have suggestions, feel free to shoot me an email and advise away. My legal-name FB has [read more...]
I was on the front page of The #black Daily for a day! (click to see a larger image) Here’s how it happened: The lovely Rachelle (twitter @rachelle4phone; website http://xxxebonyphonesexxxx.info/; NiteFlirt listings: http://www.niteflirt.com/thicknezz) fell into one of those blog-reading black holes with my blog. C’mon, you’ve tooooootally been there and you know exactly what I mean, don’t you? So she tweeted this: #ff @GalianaChance Ahhh, i can’t stop reading your blog !! lol #bbw #submissive #niteflirt #phonesex I replied with a thank you, and savored fond memories of many a pleasantly-mind-numbing hour spent reading interesting blogs from start to finish before I got vertigo (now I can’t take that much scrolling, although sometimes I still read new blogs until I start to feel ill just [read more...]