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This Crazy Birthday

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Sep 112012

I wrote this for a few friends, but thought I’d share it with you too. I’m turning 42 on September 18. It’s going to be awesome because that means I’ll be The Answer for a year (geek reference here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Answer_to_the_Ultimate_Question_of_Life.2C_the_Universe.2C_and_Everything_.2842.29 ). And any year that you’re The Answer to the Ultimate Question has to be a great year. So, that’ll rock. But … I was born on my father’s 28th birthday, so he would have been turning 70, if he were still alive. I grew up thinking of it as “our birthday”, but this will my 20th birthday I’ve celebrated without him since the heart attack that took him at age 50. So. That’ll suck. And on Sept 24, I have a settlement hearing for [read more...]

All I Want for Christmas

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Dec 182011

All I want for Christmas are my friend’s never-been-worn Fluevog “The Business” boots: The caption says, “Let’s face it, it’s business time – and these new Body Parts take care of business like nothing else. With these luxurious beauties wrapping you in soft patent faux-reptile leathers lined in gold and laying you on a surprisingly comfortable 4″ golden heel, attracting new business will be the least of your concerns.” The videos I could make in these boots. The cam work. Not to mention, the complete and total FUN of going to play parties in them! My friend knows what I do for a living, and she has realized she’ll never wear the boots, but she can’t afford to give them to me for free. These [read more...]

Who’s That Girly Girl (Part 3)

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Mar 232011

After writing yesterday’s Girly Girl blog post, I remembered that I had $100 in SpaFinder gift certificates from a caller. Apparently, at his job, when you do awesome above-and-beyond things, they reward you with these points that you can cash in for gift certificates — he used his to get me SpaFinder for a post-move stress-release massage. Please, by all means, continue to be awesome at work on my behalf! Turns out, the place nearest to me that accepts those gift cards also has an exfoliating massage followed by a “Vichy Shower” which looks like this: That’s SEVEN shower heads. I was lying on a rubber mat (which totally made me want to go down a water slide) on a steel bed in a completely [read more...]

Presents!

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Feb 152011

Sometimes my callers want to give me gifts. Lately, I’ve gotten an unusually high amount of them. Since I have a cam now, I made little videos of myself opening everything I’ve gotten in the past week. I figure it’s good advertisement for my new cam listing too, right? I mean, just making a bunch of videos of myself isn’t completely narcissistic, is it? (Dear Inner Modest and Shy Girl: Please try to just keep your eyes closed more. All I can really offer you is denial. Sorry. Love, Galiana) First: a thank you to the financial slave who bought me the camera, some Secrets In Lace lingerie, some amazing Carlos shoes, stuff to set up the Fuckatorium for cam, a new headset for cam [read more...]

A Tale of Two Cards

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Feb 142011

Once upon a time, there was a young lady, who was not much of a lady, truth be told… and while we’re admitting potentially unpleasant truths to ourselves, no longer that terribly young, either. One day, this not-so-young not-so-much-a-lady went to the postmaster’s to see what she had received from her legions of adoring fans, and found, much to her delight, two cards. The first card was the kind of a card that a bank sends to someone when they have money available to spend; a credit card, some call it. The name on the front of the card was the name of a particularly adoring fan, who had signed a contract agreeing to let her buy herself gifts with the card each month for [read more...]

Who Is This Material Girl?

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Jan 302011

In college, I had a job building sets, doing props, and being stage manager for a local high school, so my car frequently looked like I had just robbed a hardware store. Although I wasn’t in a sorority, I knew a lot of frat guys, and I got asked to formals on a regular basis because I loved to dance and I didn’t get embarrassingly drunk. One day, these seemingly dissociated facts collided: I had picked up my go-to little black dress from the dry cleaners, the one I’d gotten on sale for under $50 and worn four times already, and had loaded in some lumber to build platforms, and on my way down the highway, I thought, “This is exactly me.” It was the [read more...]

Back From Holiday-ing

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Dec 282010

I’m home a day earlier than I thought I’d be, back in the Fuckatorium, with a big long list of new blog entry ideas, to-dos for reworking my listings, and lots of energy for phone sex. I was logged in a few times while I was traveling, but if you wanted to find me and missed me, I’m sorry to have missed you (and a reminder: send me an email on NiteFlirt or at galiana at ymail dot com if you want to request that I come on at a certain time for you – I can often accommodate). Dancing: One night, I wasn’t logged in due to going out with my sister (on anti-vertigo meds that let me do more for short periods of [read more...]

Yesterday’s Pictures

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Dec 152010

1. I got a present from a caller in the mail, and told him I’d take pictures when it arrived. 2. That coincided with “maybe I’ll stop shaving for a while and take pics when I next shave again”. 3. These coincided with “one of my best callers had an awesome request for a holiday picture of me”. So yesterday was picture day. First up: shaving. Since most of the pics are me naked and those aren’t allowed on this blog uncensored, here are some partials: Before shaving, there were pics like this, but full-body – I was kneeling. The during-shaving pictures were soapier than this, with one leg up, standing, but tricky to find one that I could post, even partially. Then I took [read more...]

Galiana In Virtual Water(color)

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Nov 292010

Oh my gosh. A caller read saw my virtual oil painting on my blog, and sent me a virtual watercolor! It’s based on a picture that is in my FB profile picture set, and also in my Faves picture set. It’s from New Year’s Eve 2009/New Year’s 2010 – we had a party and I wore my $15 tiara that I hadn’t worn since my wedding because… well… I could. Oh wait, sometimes I wear it when I’m playing Rock Band. But only when there are girls I want to kiss involved. Oh wait, that’s not the point here… He calls it “Mona Lisa Galiana” Awwwww. Thanks Prof!!

The Big Present

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Sep 132010

New pretties Although my 40th birthday isn’t until Saturday, today is my big present: a photo shoot with Vivian Ronelle (http://vivianronelle.com/), erotic photographer extraordinaire. Friday, I went shopping for new lingerie. I haven’t bought new lingerie in years, because although I love to dress up, I keep taking lovers who prefer just plain naked, so my limited lingerie choices have been more than sufficient. On a practical level, I am going to be arranging the pictures into packages to sell. So yes, today is a career investment. But on an emotional level, even if I never sell a single picture, I am still giddy at the thought of celebrating my sexuality, and my body, at age 40, unashamed of my non-Hollywood shape. I look forward [read more...]

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