Apr 112013
 
Coercion Play

My Coercion Role Play at Kinky Kollege Spring Break 2013 The names have been changed so I can blog anonymously, but if you wish to identify yourself, please do! To fully understand what transpired, and still remain anonymous, I’m going to alter some historical details of my life: I’m going to pretend that I used to be involved in the data mining industry before I got debilitating vertigo (I wasn’t, but it was a similar technical industry), and I’m going to pretend that I did a data mining presentation at a conference which was heard by Christian Rudder of OKCupid’s awesome data-mining blog (I didn’t, but someone at least that influential in my actual industry did hear me speak), and that Christian not only said [read more...]

Jun 172012
 

I have been deeply enjoying time with callers who have made appointments with me. I’m sure I’ll log back in for The Whole World again some day, but in the meantime, a few of my recent favorite fantasies: I’m in the Witness Protection Program and he’s my favorite bodyguard, one of the only people I can be honest with. When I get to go out of the house, I have to wear a high-tech realistic mask that alters my features so I’m unrecognizable, but I can’t let anyone touch me in it or they’d realize I’m in a mask. This is a terrible fate for someone who is used to getting a lot of attention from men, so I tend to go out, flirt with [read more...]

Dec 042011
 
Fuzzy Secretary Santa

You wanna take pictures of a scantily clad phone sex operator for fun? Although my plea for a photographer on FetLife was not much more sophisticated than that, an aspiring erotic photographer by the FetLife handle of “Quicksilver84″ took me up on the offer anyway, and we spent a few hours this afternoon taking pics of me. Although not as luminescent as my 40th birthday photos in Vivian Ronelle’s impeccably lit studio, I was happy that Quicksilver captured a few great moments. It should be enough for a month or two to feed this blog, and to send to callers (I know I know, I’m months behind on thank-you follow-ups, I’m sorry…). My plan right now is to break the pictures out in three separate [read more...]

Nov 152011
 
Lingerie Bar

My sister came in to help me unpack the last two days. It was amazing to hang out with her relationally, of course, but she’s also a whirlwind organizer. Not only did we get the kitchen and guest room completely settled, but she created the Lingerie Bar. I knew I wanted the Fuckatorium 3.0 (aka The Red Room) to only contain sexy Galiana things. Necessities, therefore, include: a couch (I learned the hard way a couch is comfier than a bed for lounging with a computer for hours), laptop (for blog posts, email, Twitter, and catching up on others’ sexy blogs, like Kink In Exile who mentioned me this weekend – awww thanks Alisa!), sex toys (they’re in here, but not yet unpacked), and, of [read more...]

Apr 132011
 

I have a listing in the “Role Play” category that I started specifically to market to the ASFR / android / robot girl / technosexual / fembot / gynoid crowd. (Dear That Crowd: please settle on a name for yourselves… /grin ) And today, that listing is ranked higher as a Top Pick than my listing in the “Sex” category when you look in “Find Women“, which is the approximate equivalent of searching for “All Women”. Or, if you’re a geek, it’s a ‘find . -print’ from the root. Top Picks is the default search order, and it is heavily weighted by activity in the past two weeks: calls, repeat calls, new callers, pay-to-views, click-through rate, and feedback. My main listing has almost always been [read more...]

Mar 242011
 

As I say on my calendar page, I’m happy to make arrangements to play by request for times outside my general availability. Usually that means during the day. I have a new caller who likes bimbo-ization hypnosis role plays (he does the yummiest things to me once I’m under), and we agreed to meet today at noon his time, which is 11 am my time. Last night, the phones were slow until 1 am my time, at which point I got a fantastic call from another new caller who wanted to role play with accidentally being sold into slavery. I know, it’s a little tricky to fathom at first, but if you think of two spoiled rich girls in ancient Greece playing a game where [read more...]

Feb 022011
 

Dear Universe, You understand that my powers of visualization are such that sometimes I can participate physically in whatever I am picturing mentally. Apparently, the fantasy of him being a massage therapist with some powerful pheromones in his massage oil was exactly what I needed, even though I would not have guessed it. I feel wonderful. Thank you. Love,Galiana

Feb 012011
 

I am stunned to realize I have completely neglected an awesome category of phone sex calls from the blog so far: the confession. There are, of course, entire listings devoted to the idea, “Tell me your dirty little secrets. Let me be your confidant.” I don’t have a confessional listing, but I get confessional calls. And I love them. The feeling varies, from “This happened and I’m shocked, and I had to tell someone” to “This is a complete fantasy, but I want you to pretend you think it’s real.” It doesn’t matter to me, my responses are still the same. I had someone email and say he’d never played with anything larger than his finger in his ass before, but an ex girlfriend had [read more...]

Jan 272011
 

“The words you choose, they way they tumble out of your mouth, I can feel them hitting me, and they feel like truth.” – a phone sex caller “Words are what we make up, but those sighs, those are the truth.” – another phone sex caller, a few days later Yes. Seriously, I have the best job in the world. Not only do I get paid to masturbate while relishing someone else’s sexual energy, usually several times per day, but also, in post-coital pillow talk, sometimes people say the most interesting things. (Physical + Mental + Emotional) * Stimulation = Win Oh yeah, I just turned something intensely sexy into algebra. Wow. I can’t decide whether to feel mortified or victorious. But back to the [read more...]

Jan 062011
 

It’s a small world after all. I have several callers with porn tumblr feeds (aka “spank banks”) of images they find stimulating. Sometimes on calls, they’ll direct me to their feed and we’ll talk about their images and stories. One such feed I love keeping up with is http://mybuddydharma.tumblr.com/ (NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in a big way) – I share his taste in a variety of women, and I love his comments on what he finds alluring about the images he chooses. (note to self: must buy super-long argyle socks…) One night a couple of months ago, we discussed this image, from hotwivesonline’s feed:http://hotwivesonline.tumblr.com/post/1175934409/david-watches-proudly (equally NSFW), and we both loved it. In December, I started an amazingly fun role play with “David”, who started [read more...]