Jun 202012
 
Impregnanting Galiana

From an animal, biological perspective, it makes sense that people fantasize about getting a woman pregnant. The sex drive was created for creation, after all. Planting your seed deep inside to start a new life with your imprint… it’s a primal urge. In case you’re wondering, no, I don’t have kids. As far as I know, I’ve never been pregnant. I have, however, used dozens of pregnancy tests when circumstances were theoretically right to make the plus sign, but I always got a minus. In reality, since I got vertigo, I’m grateful it never happened. Kids are wiggly buggers. But in fantasy, none of the potential disadvantages of a pregnancy surface: no child support, no lifetime of contact with a crazy baby mama, and no [read more...]

Jun 172012
 

I have been deeply enjoying time with callers who have made appointments with me. I’m sure I’ll log back in for The Whole World again some day, but in the meantime, a few of my recent favorite fantasies: I’m in the Witness Protection Program and he’s my favorite bodyguard, one of the only people I can be honest with. When I get to go out of the house, I have to wear a high-tech realistic mask that alters my features so I’m unrecognizable, but I can’t let anyone touch me in it or they’d realize I’m in a mask. This is a terrible fate for someone who is used to getting a lot of attention from men, so I tend to go out, flirt with [read more...]

Sep 082011
 
Kiwi Candy, the Crossover

The Hollywood-gorgeous Kiwi Candy and I were chatting today about callers we’ve shared in the nine months since she has skyrocketed to NiteFlirt fame. Background: she found my blog when she was first starting out, and at first I mentored her a bit, but we became friends as she kicked my ass in the ratings, and now I ask her advice as often as she does with me. It’s easy to bond in that vulnerable time of night that is made for fucking, that 10pm-2am window when both our defenses are a little lower and our minds are both set in sexy mode. We often keep each other company between calls. She’s as genuine as I am: she really loves phone sex, she really wants [read more...]

Jul 232011
 
Five Blowjob Night

The other night, I had five calls, and I realized after the last one, they were all about blowjobs. Deeeeelicious. I just had to stop writing for a moment to go get a lollipop. I will clearly need something to suck on while writing this. Hooray for oral fixations! The first call was a nice, slow guided masturbation, but he was in the mood to tease me through my clothes, dammit. He was gently talking smut in my ear while telling me how to stroke myself, and I started begging for him to touch me, fuck me, shove his cock in my mouth, anything more than this tormented non-touch, please… He was standing over me, enticing me, and eventually gave in to my pleadings and [read more...]

Apr 192011
 

He’d been away for a while. He asked if I missed him; of course I had. After all, every blog entry is always secretly about him in some subtle way, isn’t it? It is, and always will be, according to him. “We’re in such different places tonight,” he said. I was all bubbly and bouncy and happy to hear from him again. He was, in his words, darker. “It doesn’t matter what you want to take out on me… how are you going to take it out on me?” I asked. He described himself beating me into sub space, leaving every inch of my skin tingling and alive to the touch, but his heart wasn’t in it, I could tell. “Or I could curl up [read more...]

Mar 092011
 

If you’ve been following this blog, you know a few things: (1) I’ve been inconsistent lately because I’ve just moved and (2) I have a mysterious neurological vertigo that makes me feel like I’m drunk all the time, and makes some things tricky for me. Some things like… moving, for example. Yesterday, I’d had a day where it felt like there were too many decisions coming at me from too many directions, and the feeling of chaos increased my vertigo significantly. I didn’t do well collaborating on tasks, even collaborating with people I love a lot, and I ended the afternoon by drawing the only-sort-of-kidding conclusion that I no longer know how to play well with others. It was not surprising that I had a [read more...]

Mar 042011
 

The plan for Thursday night was: * see how I felt all day, and if I felt good enough, log on for an hour or two tonight * when I had everything set up and ready, log on for phone sex as Smart Fun Galiana, but not Mistress Galiana or Hypno Galiana (to get SFG back up in the listings rankings)  * as I waited for my first call to come in, post a “Hey! I’m back!” blog post — but I didn’t want to post one before I logged in, just in case the situation changed and I didn’t get on * between calls (if they came in), draft a “Hey! I’m back!” email to send via in-system mail to (hopefully) drum up calls [read more...]

Feb 032011
 

He found my blog, then my Facebook, and asked if we could do pay-to-view emails instead of phone calls, to help him get to know me first, and because his funds were limited. I’ve been in a writing mood lately, so it seemed like a good fit: I could write, and productively fill time between calls with guaranteed income. I told him not to expect immediate turnarounds, but I was in. His first email described me giving him a back rub, encouraging him, and then sucking him off before he fell asleep, neglecting his promise to go down on me, overwhelmed by sheer bliss. He wanted my reply to be me, the next morning, helping him make good on his promise by showing him exactly [read more...]

Jan 222011
 

He found me through Fembot Central, on the recommendation of my first robot caller. We exchanged a few insightful emails about the nature of android fantasies, the immense variety among practitioners in the fetish, and the specifics that he preferred. His core fetish is about the reveal, in his words, the “sudden lurch into the artificial”. That last phrase illustrates what I’ve found so far in my recent immersion into the community of technosexuals: thoughtful communication, vivid imaginations and rich vocabularies. When I think of the stereotype of men with a robot fetish, I think about Warren and Andrew and Johnathan in season six of Buffy: socially inept basement dwellers with delusions of grandeur and massive latent rage at being so misunderstood. And, y’know, some [read more...]

Dec 212010
 

He liked the picture I sent him to say thanks for leaving me feedback. A lot. He saw it on his phone, and it filled him with such lust he escaped to a remote bathroom at work to call me. We played, with me riding him in a car, on a couch, him drilling into me while trapping my knees with his arms. He came. His breathing returned to normal. I could hear him washing his hands. He sighed deeply. (in a singsong voice) “The rest of my day is gonna suuuuuuuuck nowwwwww.” I think he meant “by comparison because that was so incredibly fun to play with you.” If I find out later that’s not what he meant, I’m going to ignore that, and [read more...]