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The Hand Orgy

attention whore, BDSM, bondage, celebration, my lusts 3 Responses »

Jan 312012

January 23 kicked off the Chinese New Year of the Dragon. I ran across this handy explanation: “Exciting, unpredictable, exhilarating and intense, according to the Chinese tradition, these are the characteristics of the Year of the Dragon. Be warned, following the Rabbit’s year of cautious optimism, the Dragon is renowned for its unbridled enthusiasm and has been known to throw caution to the wind! Now’s the time to make this your Year of Adventure!” Well, thank you – I think I will! Warning: the next picture is even more Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) than the first picture. I’m giving you space to look away, although I sincerely hope you don’t, because it’s good for me when you have sexy images of me stuck in your head. I [read more...]

Galiana and Devant

devant, other PSOs, the biz 2 Responses »

Jan 252012

So, remember how I told you that my roommate (aka my husband’s lover, aka my pixie playmate) wants to be a phone sex operator? Well, you know how starting a new thing can be scary until you know for sure you can do it? Apparently Devant needs a kick in the ass to get her solo career started. Soooooo…. I’m pleased to announce that I’ve started a “couples” listing on NiteFlirt where Devant and I will take calls together! Here’s the link to the listing: http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/9661193 It’s gonna cost ya to call. We’re going to experiment with rates, but I’m not gonna lie, it’ll be pricey. Why would we charge more than double to spend time with both of us? Well, as it turns out, [read more...]

Listings Rework

blog meta, phone sex operator, PSO life, rewrites, smart fun, variety No Responses »

Jan 222012

In my first year as a phone sex operator, I re-did my listings 18 times. Oh, sure, about half those versions were minor changes, but still, that’s an awful lot of tweaking. In months 12-18 (I totally missed my year-and-a-half-iversary), I’ve only redone my listings once so far, so it was time for me to muck around on them. The simplest change is that I added my new “Galiana Chance: heart of a girlfriend, imagination of a whore” banner to all my listings. The more complex change is that I have reversed my experiment with having multiple “characters” (Smart Fun Galiana, Hypno Galiana, and Ms Galiana – three separate NiteFlirt logins). I’m going back to just Smart Fun Galiana. My individual listings will be more [read more...]

Heart of a Girlfriend, Imagination of a Whore

blog meta, gfe, phone sex operator, rewrites, slut, whore No Responses »

Jan 212012

I have a new tagline: Galiana Chance, Phone Sex Operator with the Heart of a Girlfriend, Imagination of a Whore. I made new banners, too! I love that the pictures were taken very recently (less than a month ago), so I don’t feel guilty about having my first pictures be over a year old old. Good. Grief. Time flies. I took the picture on the left before the kinky Christmas party where my husband and I first met Devant (iPhone self-portrait for the win), and the one of the right was my photo shoot with Sir Wallter. I just realized (after testing the phrase on a dozen people, making the banners, and posting the banner on my blog) that I used to have problems with [read more...]

Meds and Trains and My Missing Superpower

disability, vertigo 2 Responses »

Jan 192012

When I was a manager, I encouraged people to find their “superpower”. As an example, I said mine was “English translator of English” — I have an unusual ability to help technical people understand the business side of things, and vice versa. Apparently, my Missing Superpower is: Keeping People Informed Of My Calendar. I told about five people I was traveling. Everyone else was confused and ignored. I’m really sorry. In my defense, I was using all my energy trying not to be terrified of traveling. It sort of worked (not really). I just got back from Chicago. I went there for a long-overdue checkup with my dizzy doctor to discuss my horse tranquilizers. He told me about a new habituation treatment that involves a [read more...]

Welcome Lady Devant

boobs, celebration, my lovers, other PSOs, polyamory 5 Responses »

Jan 102012

In 2011, we lost our house, moved, I found new vertigo medications, my husband found a great job out of town so we lived apart for 5 months, then I moved again to live with him. I said many times, “I hope 2012 is boring.” So far in 2012, we hosted our first BDSM/kinkster play party, my husband and I each had separate lovers spend the night in our home for the first time ever, and now… ummm… we’ve decided to invite in a roommate who also happens to be my husband’s lover/playmate/girlfriend (the labels are fuzzy, but he beats her and he fucks her and he loves her, so whatever that is). And just to completely toss my life into the category of “stuff [read more...]

Three-Day Party

celebration, my lovers, other PSOs, self-amusement 6 Responses »

Jan 042012

With only two days to prep, we decided to have a New Year’s Eve party for all our new kinkster community friends who were “holiday orphans” this year (my mom’s term for friends we invited to our holidays when I was growing up – it’s a fabulous tradition that I’m glad to carry on). The party didn’t really end until Monday evening around 9pm when my lover went back home to sleep in his own bed after 2 nights with me, and I crawled, exhausted and deliriously happy, into the guest room so my husband could keep fucking his new girlfriend. Wh-wh-wh-WHAT? To back up a bit: at noon on Saturday, my husband had never met my local lover, and although my husband had been [read more...]