Turtles and Bunnies

 availability, self-amusement  No Responses »
Apr 302011
 

Today, I’ll be offline until the evening hours because (a) right now I have to rescue a turtle and (b) I’m seeing Hop with my nieces this afternoon. The turtle showed up in the little back yard of our townhouse a few days ago, much to the consternation of my pit bull with anxiety issues. I put him outside the fence, gave him some salad, and when I went to check on him an hour later, he had taken off. He came back today, identified again by a ferocious round of especially crazy-sounding barking. So I’m off to take him to a nearby park with a bayou where he can live a natural life and get eaten by something more appropriate on the food chain [read more...]

Someone Call Candy

 other PSOs  No Responses »
Apr 292011
 

The girl who keeps me (mostly) sane most nights needs a call tonight: someone to fuck her hard and fast and make her come so deeply that she’s nothing but a girl-puddle. http://www.niteflirt.com/kiwi+candy She’s a natural submissive, 21, those are her real pictures, and she genuinely likes phone sex. And she hasn’t had a good hard come tonight. That ain’t right. Help her out, boys. Incidentally, she’s catching up to me in points, even though she’s been online fewer months than I have, which should make me jealous, but instead, because I’m logging out early and maybe a little goofy tonight, I’m doing this. … and I’m sending out reminders to people tomorrow to leave me feedback to make sure I keep my lead /evil [read more...]

Unpredicted Responses

 blog meta, cuckold, financial  No Responses »
Apr 282011
 

I have an idea what the response(s) will be when I post something on my blog, or when I rework my listings, but I’m almost never right. I wrote about all my crazy limitations and crazy considerations with my crazy life situation if I were to think of Meeting In Person. I feared people would think I was crazy and be turned off. Instead, I got: three people told me how well-organized and well-written it was, complimenting me on my presentation of such a complicated subject one caller told me to plan on packing my bags this summer to visit him (I dunno if he was serious, but it was sweet) two callers told me that my approach was completely reasonable, and they would love [read more...]

Time Limits Vs The Six Hour Phone Call

 financial, limits, teasing, toys, vertigo  No Responses »
Apr 262011
 

In this post about time limits, I explained that some types of phone sex calls have the unfortunate tendency to accelerate my dizziness to the point where I have to draw a line and impose a time limit, especially calls where I do most of the talking, or where more than one orgasm per person is required. Last night, I spent almost six hours with one caller, from 6:53 pm to 12:46 am. Because of the time he spent re-charging his account, and one unfortunate disconnect, it worked out to 346 minutes of billable time. Wow. Now, if you would have asked me yesterday at 6:52, “What is your prediction for your stamina tonight? How long of a call could you take right now?” I [read more...]

Busy Weekend, Just Not With Phone Sex

 availability  No Responses »
Apr 242011
 

Since we found out my husband has a new job, things have been a flurry of activity. We need a second car so I won’t be stranded at home (I can drive close places with vertigo, as long as the dizzies aren’t severe). Mom has been holding off getting a new car until she knew if we wanted hers (hell yeah, she takes great care of cars). So yesterday I went with her to buy her new car, and take possession of her old one. (Side note: she decided to buy Ford because they didn’t take federal bailout money, but they’ve been vastly improving the quality of their cars. Her new Escape got strong reviews on Consumer Reports, high reliability since the ’08 redesign, and [read more...]

Relief and Pride and Change

 availability, honesty  No Responses »
Apr 222011
 

I wrote a story in 2002 that includes the sentence, “Relief and pride flood me so completely I almost faint.” I felt that way yesterday. My husband has been looking for a full-time job for “a while”. I’ve been holding my breath, waiting to see what changes his job will cause for that exact same “a while”. Yesterday, he got a great job offer. Then he negotiated it well, so he accepted an even better job offer. I’m so relieved. I’m so proud. And I’m so… brain-spun. I can’t stop thinking of all the what-ifs and what-it-might-means: for my schedule, my energy, my availability for phone sex, my disposable income, my ability to relax and “forgive myself” when I can’t be on the phones… And [read more...]

A Thousand Times Yes

 favorite stories, oral, orgasm, topping  2 Responses »
Apr 192011
 

He’d been away for a while. He asked if I missed him; of course I had. After all, every blog entry is always secretly about him in some subtle way, isn’t it? It is, and always will be, according to him. “We’re in such different places tonight,” he said. I was all bubbly and bouncy and happy to hear from him again. He was, in his words, darker. “It doesn’t matter what you want to take out on me… how are you going to take it out on me?” I asked. He described himself beating me into sub space, leaving every inch of my skin tingling and alive to the touch, but his heart wasn’t in it, I could tell. “Or I could curl up [read more...]

Slow Down, You Move Too Fast

 confession, issues  No Responses »
Apr 172011
 

As long as I’m doing old songs as blog titles, this is the one that fits me today. Yesterday, I filmed four custom videos, and got the right links sent to the right people. Yay me. Today, I’m trying to edit those videos to put them up for sale, which involves: * editing out personal stuff like names from the custom version * mixing a large and small version * uploading large and small version with a unique user name and password * making payment buttons on NiteFlirt * updating my “Stuff To Buy” page on my blog * taking screen shots for the blog entry * writing up a blog entry * and with robot videos, posting about it on Fembot Central Each of [read more...]

ASFR Galiana Demo #02

 technosexual, video  No Responses »
Apr 172011
 

The Advanced Smart Fun Robotics demonstration conference call for the Galiana model android has been rescheduled, because the first one ended so… unexpectedly. This time, We’ve added moderators at our remote locations to guard against override codes. What could possibly go wrong? running time: 16:39 resolution: large (1440 x 1080) and small (320×240) are both included format: WMV (contact me directly if you require a different format) cost $20 (but if you purchased the first demo via NiteFlirt, check your NiteFlirt email for a special offer!) And this time… I made a trailer! 2011-04-16-ASFRDemo02-trailer As a side note, I’m pretty sure this series will continue, and I’ve decided that the tagline “What could possibly go wrong?” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever written. [read more...]

Oh, What a Night

 pics, pictures, slut, technosexual, video  No Responses »
Apr 172011
 
Oh, What a Night

This past week, I had custom video requests, ideas for follow-ups from my last robot video, and a custom mp3 request. So it was time to fulfill those. I started getting ready about sixteen hours ago. There’s still video rendering (or is it called mixing down? I am sooooo new at this…), but it’s all edited, and the people who ordered them have their links (to at least the small versions) and passwords. Yay! I’m going to bed now, and whenever I get up “tomorrow” I’ll put the public ones up for sale, including video previews, and a special offer for anyone who has ever bought pay-to-view items from me in the past! Exciting! But while there are still progress bars crawling along, I thought [read more...]

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